cerpen ngan serpent itu tidak same..

bangun pagi2 dgn rse dahaga xigt dunianye juge ngan taik mata yg menyebabkn rse sakit bila nk bukak mate kn dgr lak bunyi yg sgt annoying dpd henponku..hajat nk ttp la bunyi bising yg henponku hasilkn melalui sistem alarm dia yg sgt mengejutkn itu(siyes ak tkejut) smbil tu terperasan lak ade 1 mesej dlm inbox..mesej yg dtrime tepat pd pkul 12mlm(ak dah tido lame dah waktu tu..hehe)..trus ak bukak mesej..

"heppi besday kz!"

----haha..tajuk ngan isi yg xsame dgn...trademark ak tu..huhu----

heppi belated besday to me :)

merepek bahase german jap

öffentlichen Feinde war groß

herrliche

i empfohlen euch zu sehen

p/s:- 5 Sternen

phm ke?
ak xnk translatekn..haha
pape pn..msg yg ak cbe smpikn ialah
citer "Public Enemies" lakonan Jonidep bes gila abaq hang!!
moh kite rame2 p tgk wyg citer "public enemies"
(rombongan cik kiah)

i am ♣♦♠♥

Rules
::copy paste smua nieh
::tukar jwpn
::cri mgsa tagged strusnya


1)orang panggil saya..
the magnificent Kz..woh!!

2)kalau boleh, saya nak tukar nama saya jadi..
♣♦♠♥ (sbb ejaan pendek tp nk sbut pnjg) hehe...

3)saya asal dari..
perut ibu

4)saya sedih bila..
saye trase sedih

5)benda/orang terakhir yang anda cium?
err...

6)Saya akan menjadi teruja, bila..
bile ade bende bes :)

7)Orang/Haiwan terakhir anda rasa nak sepak kat perut dia?
asdasifhpqeu

8)benda terakhir anda buang lam tong sampah?
sampah2 kt bilek neh..

9)makanan/minuman terakhir yang masuk dalam perut anda?
nasi goreng kampung yg xsedap

10)Pendapat anda tentang diri anda?
ade bakat jd gaban

11)Kelemahan saya adalah..
xde bakat jd doremon

12)Kekuatan saya adalah..
kuat tido :P (tipu je)

13)gaya tidur kegemaran saya ialah..
mengiring pengiring yg kering..wah..ape nih??!!
ok..tdo gaya mengiring

14)saya tak senang duduk tanpa..
tmpt duduk yg bes

15)saya hidup demi..
err...demi pembalasan akhirat kot..gulp..

16)Bila saya nak terbersin, saya akan..
aim kt adik sy yg nakal..wahahaha

17)Sesudah saya bersin, saya akan..
puas hati..hoh! :)

18)lauk ayam kfc dengan ikan goreng masakan ibu lam pinggan dimakan dengan nasi, lauk mana anda habiskan dulu? kenapa?
ikan goreng la..ayam kfc xsdap sgt klu mkn ngan nasik

19)saya sangat malu, apabila..
sudah terkantoi

20)saya tidak akan rasa malu untuk..
brase hensem..wah woh weeeehhh..hee :D

21)siapa nama orang pertama yang anda pernah jatuh hati?
ermm..pe ntah..tp ak pggl dia pizza hut..hohoh..jht kn..

22)bila anda pandang jam kat tangan anda, benda apa anda akan fikirkan?
semart gak jam nih..huhu

23)Apa akan anda lakukan, apabila ada orang mengatakan anda seperti chimpanzi?
"klu aku chimpanzi, ko plak cipan yg gemok!!"

24)saya tak boleh tidur, tanpa..
bantal :)

25)ayat pertama keluar dari mulut anda, apabila rakan anda kentut di depan anda?
fuhh!! oksigen2..

26)orang berikut wajib buat questionnaire ini:
-iqah hahaha
-musang berjangGOAT
-mizah pokpek (klu ko bce ni..haha)

tag lagi

Rule 1
People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace any questions that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.( x nk buat pun x pe )

Rule 2
Tag 4 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tag by continuing this game by sending it to other people

Do you have secrets?

1. of course

Would you fall in love with a guy/gurl younger than you?

1. sure

What is your favourite animal?

1. cat

What would you do with a billion dollars?

1. build a marbeles bungalow

Will you fall in love with your friend?

1. yep..abisla korg kengkawan :P

Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
both

1. ok la..mst la being loved by someone

List your favourite movies

1. transformers 1
2. angels and demons
3. drag me to hell

If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?

1. stalk her..haha

Do you have any regrets?

1. of course

Would you be the person that you are if you were to be reborn?

1. entah ler..
2. SALAH!! entah ler bukan jawapannye(amik dpd iklan Xfm)

What do you want the most at the moment?

1. bantal sejuk.. :P
2. sgt bes tdo gne bantal sejuk neh hilang pening palo den

What kind of person do you think the person that tagged you is?

1. err..zati terer lumba lari kot
2. haa..tau2..dia bkn pelakon citer zati dan si mawas walaupn nme dia zati

Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?

1. married but poor
2. knapa ya??
3. lu pikir la sendrik

What is your favourite color?

1. brown
2. black
3. pelangi

Would you give all in for a relationship?

1. never
2. tp sy suke lgu my all-mariah carey :) [bes kn lgu ni]

If you fall in love with two persons simultaneously, which one would you choose?

1. both..bleh?hehe..
2. ok2..amik yg plg cun :P

Do you prefer being single or in a relationship?

1. in a relationship la..

List of people to tag

1. apek
2. jenggo
3. deeb
4. iqah